o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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