I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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