chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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