You're completely useless in the revolution.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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