nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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