Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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