Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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