i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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