I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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