He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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