Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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