He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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