Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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