White coat. Heels.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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