This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize
