Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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