i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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