you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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