Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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