It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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