I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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