he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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