She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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