How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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