pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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