D3 body, D1 cock
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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