Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
please come you make the beer taste better
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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