i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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