Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
