I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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