I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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