what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
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