Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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