margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She bit a glass in half.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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