I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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