So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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