Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'm like, not good at living.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Randomize
