I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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