As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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