That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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