His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
She's not a foreskin expert like you
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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