hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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