I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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