I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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