She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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