Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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