Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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