Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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