i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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