I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Randomize
