you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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