I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i barfeds in our rink
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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